Coco de Mur Massage Candle – Sex Toy Review
Oh HOT DAMN! It’s November 11th… do you know what that means?! HAPPY SINGLES DAY! Okay… I technically only found out about Singles Day last year… because I’m not cool and hip and never know what is...
View ArticleBlush Novelties Rusé Silicone Double Headed Dildo – Sex Toy Review
On the first day of Blushmas my true love gave to me… a Blush Novelties Rusé Silicone Double Headed Dildo in a pear tree! Okay, that doesn’t really rhyme… at all… but its the festive spirit in which I...
View ArticleSvakom Siren – Sex Toy Review
Whoa! Hey! Did you know that August 14th is Left Handers day! Do you know who is super cool and left handed?! Me. It’s me! I’m left handed! Not only do I write with my left hand, but I masturbate with...
View ArticleCalExotics Hype Massager – Sex Toy Review
When I was looking through SheVibe’s catalog of toys, trying to decide on what I wanted to review next, two things really drew me to the CalExotics Hype Massager… 1.) It is a vibrating wand. I am all...
View ArticleCalExotics Optimum Series Get Hard Penis Head Pump Set – Sex Toy Review
Okay, we couldn’t make heads nor tails of this one. We walked away from it scratching our heads and feeling like great big dummies. My Stunt Cock has been expressing an interest in wanting to try out...
View ArticleUberrime Spiro – Sex Toy Review
It’s here! IT’S FINALLY HERE! It’s SPOOoooOOOOooOOoooky Month! I have never been more excited for Spooky Month than I am now… 2020 has been a complete wreck and I am ready for something good to happen....
View ArticleMonster Pub Mister Devil – Sex Toy Review
Hold on a second! This can’t possibly be a Spooky Month toy! IT’S PINK! IT’S CUTE! What gives?! Yes, I hear you… it is an innocent shade of baby pink…and it does have an adorable set of wittle-bitty...
View ArticleTantus Echo Vibrating Dildo – Sex Toy Review
Can a person be haunted by a dildo? I’m asking for a friend. That friend is me. I think I’m being haunted by a dildo. Okay… let me explain… Awhile back I was given a dildo as a gift. It was a lovely...
View ArticleBlush Novelties Noje Quiver – Sex Toy Review
Do any of you remember Salad Fingers? The Blush Novelties Noje Quiver reminds me so much of Salad Fingers. Don’t ask me why… I don’t know if I can really explain my train of thought. But it does… it...
View ArticleUberrime Vivo – Sex Toy Review
Well, it’s November (or is it still March…one looooong month of March… time has meant nothing to me for most of 2020… ) and dang if I ain’t sick of staring at the inside of my house! I mean… I am...
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